scrohawk
John's boss wouldn't let him get a mohawk because it was unprofessional, so he engaged in silent protest by getting a scrohawk.
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scrohawk
A combination of scrote and shmohawk. It has nothing to do with hairstlyle, it is just a good way to switch up insults and can apply to a wide range of people, usually men.
Scrowhawk
manscaping of the nether regions that results in a racing stripe style strip of hair below the beltline.
Todd: "Why does that guy insist on parading around in the locker room for 20 minutes before getting a shower?"
Marty: "I think he's really proud of the crimped scrowhawk he's sporting."
Marty: "I think he's really proud of the crimped scrowhawk he's sporting."
Stink lines
As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
schmegegge
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
eye bleach
Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Stroad
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012