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Schmiggle 

Someone who is being rather annoying or is causing trouble for no reason at all.
Word similar to schmiggle are dickhead or wanker
Come on let’s leave man this guys being a total schmiggle
Schmiggle by Reese MacAdams February 28, 2019

schmiggle 

something of a very low importance or relevance that someone gets annoyed at. usually used when referring to someone rage quitting.
victim: "bro really left over schmiggle."
admin: "i'm banning him for 24 hours."
victim: "yeah, what a bitch"
schmiggle by hiimlunaaaa February 19, 2025

schmiggle schmat to the face 

When one takes a penis into the mouth in a rythmic motion back and forth then schmacks (smacks) one in the face with the aforementioned penis. Cuming in the hair is optional.
Last night I got a schmiggle schmat to the face, and it resulted in a burgundy! I was so pissed!

Schmiggle Diggle

Means young man

Means Jit
Means young guy
hes a schmiggle diggle
me : fr?

schmingle 

The act of schmoozing combined with the act of mingling particularly at a party or social gathering.
I need to go to the happy hour after work to schmingle with the yuppies.
schmingle by Jeff Snodgrass October 7, 2008

Shmiggles 

An alternate and more pleasing to hear version of diarrhea or Montezuma's revenge . For use with partners and the general public.
Babe, I don't think I can go for a run with you because I have shmiggles again.
Shmiggles by hvacmakesmehot March 14, 2019