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a bullshit reason for losing ones hair usually resulting from jp-8 jet fuel getting dumped on ones head.
I got jet fuel all over me now my hair is gonna be schmieged
schmiege by 703 amxs January 31, 2008
Words you can keep
American v. ca 1999

To terminate from employment for any reason.

To conduct mass layoffs.
Hey Jim got Schmieed yesterday because he was a lazy oaf .

Hey I heard that the company is going to do the Big Schmiee. I hope I don't get laid off.
Schmiee by Botendaddy July 9, 2016
"schmiee"

(american) n. 1970's

Schmiee is a term for marijuanic herb. It is based on reversing the sounds of "Smoke the Reefer" to "Roak the Schmieffer" or "Schmiee for short.

See also "Roak"
"Hey man, let's roak the schmiee."

"Hey baby, do roak the schmiee?" She asked blithely.
Schmiee by Botendaddy February 17, 2009

schmegegy 

Yiddish word that means buffoon, idiot, or dummy
David: I don't want people to think I'm wrong, I'll look like a schegegy.

Iris: Well, you fell down a flight of stairs and had a cake fall over you. You're already a schmegegy!
schmegegy by Moonwarrior December 19, 2007

Schmiggerbloben 

A word you use when you don't know the word you are looking for.
where did i put my Schmiggerbloben?
Schmiggerbloben by TPW 21418 September 5, 2011

Schmierer 

The most amazing german name, known for their sense of humour and personality. Very straight foward and focused, don't ever upset a schmierer. Known fact: The first married couple to arrive to australia that weren't convicts were schmierers!
Jane: Omg have you seen her?
Joe: She is totally a Schmierer!

schmiegel 

The very last hit of weed nearly unrecognizable as a hit taken to clear the piece but to much to just ash. Usually partaining to very good quality marijuana. Term is mostly used in relation to smoke sessions either a bong or a bowl and is on the last hit someone could offer to take the schmiegel in exchange for greens or someone can be given a schmiegel as punishment.
Yo you gonna hit that? It's a schmiegel man. Kill it I'll repack it.

Give that schmiegel to d-boi
schmiegel by Girlcalledgrey March 16, 2015
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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