Combining the words “schmuck” and “buffoon,” the word “schmafoon” is used to describe someone who is very foolish, yet manages to create entertainment out of his/her ridicule.

He’s such a schmafoon, skipping a group project meeting to bake cake with his mom!

Schmafoon by Rmoney October 24, 2017

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schmazoolie

A schmazoolie is an amount equaling a dollar given to a musician at the end of a gig. Especially when payment is being made by a jewish band leader with a sense of humor. Toronto DJ Danny Marks coined the phrase in 1988.

Hey Stig, here is your 300 schmazoolies, go get a haircut.

schmazoolie by Alec Fraser January 4, 2008

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schmagoola

An event, meeting, happenstance, occasion or other occurrence that warrants a vague reference or subtle deception when somebody asks about it. Often used during phone conversations when one person is in a place they shouldn't be.

"Where were you last night? I called you like, I don't know, 15 times!"
"Well, I had this whole schmagoola over at Lenny's place, and I couldn't tear myself away from it, babe, y'know?"

or

"Yeh, ma, it's fine... No, just another one of their schmagoolas, nothing in particular, some wine and cheese, the usual pack of twead-coated sycophants" (He's actually at a strip club doing lines in the bathroom)

schmagoola by jeff the georgetownian January 16, 2009

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Schmagooglians

Schmagooglians (sh-mah-goo-glee-ans) /noun/:
1. Useless or unnessicary decorations on a bag or item of clothing.
2. A collection of small, random items, often cute and shiny.
3. Used to describe the unknown contents of an item

1. " Oh, I don't like that jacket with the sequins, charms, pom-poms and embroidery...far too much schmagooglians for my taste.

2. She likes to collect buttons, paperclips, pebbles and other schmagooglians.

3. I sure love these cookies, I don't know what kind of schmagooglians they put in it but I'm sure hooked on them!

Schmagooglians by P-B-S August 29, 2009

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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