Schmafoon 

Combining the words “schmuck” and “buffoon,” the word “schmafoon” is used to describe someone who is very foolish, yet manages to create entertainment out of his/her ridicule.

He’s such a schmafoon, skipping a group project meeting to bake cake with his mom!

Schmafoon by Rmoney October 24, 2017

schmagooly

A character that is missing common sense and/or a sense of reality.

That guy is such a schmagooly.

schmagooly by Bailer April 29, 2008

schmagooster 

An extremely nerdy jewish male.

Did you see what he did? Wow, that kid is such a schmagooster!

schmagooster by Josh Captain G. March 23, 2008

Schmoon 

Smirnoff vodka in a goonbag.

Smirnoff+Goon= Schmoon.

Guy one: What are you drinking?
Guy two: SCHMOON!!! Best shit ever!

Schmoon by inspiredbymagic November 3, 2010

Schmiggly Schmaffin 

An act of random annoyance. This is not to be confused with the act of trolling. Schmiggly Schmaffing is annoyance that invokes rage among their victims. After completing the act, one yells "Schmiggly Schmaffin!" to increase the annoyance of the victim

Justin opens his book to page 103.

Zack says "Hey Justin! Look over there!"

Justin looks.

As Justin is looking, Zack throws his book on the ground and yells "Schmiggly Schmaffin!"

Justin says "Damn it!"

Schmiggly Schmaffin by Thesperson November 2, 2011

schmazoolie 

A schmazoolie is an amount equaling a dollar given to a musician at the end of a gig. Especially when payment is being made by a jewish band leader with a sense of humor. Toronto DJ Danny Marks coined the phrase in 1988.

Hey Stig, here is your 300 schmazoolies, go get a haircut.

schmazoolie by Alec Fraser January 4, 2008

schmagoola

An event, meeting, happenstance, occasion or other occurrence that warrants a vague reference or subtle deception when somebody asks about it. Often used during phone conversations when one person is in a place they shouldn't be.

"Where were you last night? I called you like, I don't know, 15 times!"
"Well, I had this whole schmagoola over at Lenny's place, and I couldn't tear myself away from it, babe, y'know?"

or

"Yeh, ma, it's fine... No, just another one of their schmagoolas, nothing in particular, some wine and cheese, the usual pack of twead-coated sycophants" (He's actually at a strip club doing lines in the bathroom)

schmagoola by jeff the georgetownian January 16, 2009