schlockmeister 

A purveyor of cheap, low-quality goods.

Judy, where did you buy that crummy blouse?

I got it over at Benny's Dry Goods.

That Benny is a real schlockmeister!

schlockmeister by Tuna Wanda May 22, 2005

Der Schlickmeister 

A german play-on-words. Synonym for Bill Clinton, who used his entire presidential career taking credit for welfare reform (which was created by the republican congress), A strong economy (thanks to Alan Greenspan) and no wars. (he actually ran the most military operations since Vietnam, but the media conveniently ignored that). Also known for his promiscuity with fat chicks, and lying about everything.

Another fat chick is pregnant!
Well, Looks like Der Schlickmeister is at it again.

Der Schlickmeister by gary_shark December 20, 2008