schlafke

The coolest German last name there is

Hey have you heard of Hudson Schlafke

by Hudsob_Fishfeet June 9, 2018

Schlanket

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.

"What's on your bed?"
"That's my new custom made schlanket!"

by CursedV June 19, 2022

Schlaaked

Verb; to schlaak: the crushing of ones head underneath the buttock of another.

How did you hurt your head? Sam Schlaaked it!

by Sach Ztenerson September 29, 2011

Schlanket

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.

"Hey what's on your bed?"
"That's my new schlanket I had it custom made!"

by CursedV June 19, 2022

schlaffel

The gross last sips of beer that are left in your bottle if you have taken to long to drink it and the heat from your hands has made the beer warm and nearly undrinkable.

I want another beer, but unfortunately I have to drink this schlaffel first...

by GineSharts December 15, 2008

Schlacker

One who schlacks; lacking behind in things

Holy hell! He's such a schlacker!

by Mackie Oldfield April 14, 2008

Schlanket

A very cool blanket with JSchaltt's face printed on it

Can we ban whoever the fuck just said schlanket?

by PixelGlitch October 11, 2022