schlàken
Did you smell the schlaken dropped next door?
Yeah it stank!
Barry absolutely destroyed the poopen-schlàken!
Yeah it stank!
Barry absolutely destroyed the poopen-schlàken!
schlàken by barry the bowl breaker July 10, 2021
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schnakenberg
A Schnakenberg is the all powerful.
It was the Schnakenberg that sunk the titanic!
Schnakenbacon is better than Grimm bacon.
Schnakenbabies
Caution: Prolonged exposure to Schnakenberg may cause an extreme amount of corny jokes as well as delirious laughter and projectile puns and abundant alliteration.
It was the Schnakenberg that sunk the titanic!
Schnakenbacon is better than Grimm bacon.
Schnakenbabies
Caution: Prolonged exposure to Schnakenberg may cause an extreme amount of corny jokes as well as delirious laughter and projectile puns and abundant alliteration.
schnakenberg by OracleofSchnaken September 30, 2013
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Schlankenstein
Old book about an ugly creature with a long schlong written by Mary Schlankey when she was 19. Victor Frankenschlank created the creature in his apartment as a student and the creature ganked some lives and schlanked Victor's life up.
Dude1: Hey, man, did you finish that schlank of a book, Schlankenstein for English class yet?
Dude2: Yea man the ending was pretty schlanken, man!!!
Dude2: Yea man the ending was pretty schlanken, man!!!
Schlankenstein by Ashely Bellocq March 6, 2007
Schlake
Possibly one of the coolest people you will ever be lucky enough to meet. Super awesome, and probably good looking. If you're friends with someone who has this name, stay friends with them, and possibly date them if you can.
Schlake by astellar11 December 4, 2011
schlafen
From German for "to Sleep", can mean to sleep or to smoke. Sometimes it can mean to smoke before going to sleep. Can mean nearly anything else, often combined into other words.
schlafen by DoctorSchlafo June 9, 2004
schlake
possibly one of the most annoying, gutless, and utterly retarded individuals ever heard of. usually used to describe a person of extreme nerdiness and arrogance. also can simply be used to describe someone as a total dusche bag. also... they all lack any ability to carry on a normal and gratuitous conversation.
i hate talking to him, he's such a schlake.
he's the schlakiest guy in our electrical engineering class
he's so rude he might as well be a schlake
he's the schlakiest guy in our electrical engineering class
he's so rude he might as well be a schlake
schlake by micah seth roberts the third esquire April 27, 2008
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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