schlàken 

schlàken, the stank of tedford drive, also known as , tsar bomba.

Did you smell the schlaken dropped next door?
Yeah it stank!

Barry absolutely destroyed the poopen-schlàken!

schlàken by barry the bowl breaker July 10, 2021

schnakenberg

A Schnakenberg is the all powerful.

It was the Schnakenberg that sunk the titanic!

Schnakenbacon is better than Grimm bacon.

Schnakenbabies

Caution: Prolonged exposure to Schnakenberg may cause an extreme amount of corny jokes as well as delirious laughter and projectile puns and abundant alliteration.

The schnakenberg has continuously avoided death by Ashenheart.

schnakenberg by OracleofSchnaken September 30, 2013

Schlankenstein 

Old book about an ugly creature with a long schlong written by Mary Schlankey when she was 19. Victor Frankenschlank created the creature in his apartment as a student and the creature ganked some lives and schlanked Victor's life up.

Dude1: Hey, man, did you finish that schlank of a book, Schlankenstein for English class yet?
Dude2: Yea man the ending was pretty schlanken, man!!!

Schlankenstein by Ashely Bellocq March 6, 2007

Schlake

Possibly one of the coolest people you will ever be lucky enough to meet. Super awesome, and probably good looking. If you're friends with someone who has this name, stay friends with them, and possibly date them if you can.

That Schlake, seriously the coolest cat i know.

Schlake by astellar11 December 4, 2011

schlafen

From German for "to Sleep", can mean to sleep or to smoke. Sometimes it can mean to smoke before going to sleep. Can mean nearly anything else, often combined into other words.

"Hey, let's smoke a shlafo bowl"

schlafen by DoctorSchlafo June 9, 2004

schlafen

"Einfach du nur mit Augen zu"

"hä? Schlafen?" "Ne, einfach du nur mit Augen zu"

schlafen by Batbaum April 16, 2021

schlake

possibly one of the most annoying, gutless, and utterly retarded individuals ever heard of. usually used to describe a person of extreme nerdiness and arrogance. also can simply be used to describe someone as a total dusche bag. also... they all lack any ability to carry on a normal and gratuitous conversation.

i hate talking to him, he's such a schlake.

he's the schlakiest guy in our electrical engineering class

he's so rude he might as well be a schlake

schlake by micah seth roberts the third esquire April 27, 2008