When you happen upon a particularly passed out lady friend and proceed to take her home to your bed, slather her up with some applesauce, stick an aux cord in that asshole, and let your jiblets ride.
Will: Dude, did you see that chick in the alleyway last night?
Alec: Yeah dude, I totally gave that jabroni a dirty schiavo.
Will: Nice.
Alec: Yeah dude, I totally gave that jabroni a dirty schiavo.
Will: Nice.
by SirBongsAlot November 1, 2017