schiaving  

Description of a marijuana smoker who has befallen into the state of a vegetable, like Terry Schiavo

Ryan was schiaving last night after we smoked that blunt

schiaving by Jimmy Elliot November 29, 2007

schiavone 

To squander opportunity by putting in minimal effort.

Tony could be working for a top new wrestling company, but he schiavoned it.

schiavone by Tnallag March 9, 2019

Schving

Schving or Schving Schving refers to sphincter, to be precise: the outer anal sphincter which is under voluntary control.

Coined by Max Keiser as a way to express, in television broadcast, the dangers of inviting violation of the sphincter by way of insertion of sharp or pointy objects, usually repeatedly, by aggrieved parties subjected to involuntary control over their lives and finances.

A sphincter is an anatomical structure, or a circular muscle, that normally maintains constriction of a natural body passage or orifice and which relaxes as required by normal physiological functioning.

“These guys are saying ‘we won’t take these bonuses’ because they realise the next step after that is a pitchfork up the schving schving’”

Schving by randomprecision November 14, 2011

yak shaving 

Any seemingly pointless activity which is actually necessary to solve a problem which solves a problem which, several levels of recursion later, solves the real problem you're working on.

origin: MIT AI Lab, after 2000: orig. probably from a Ren & Stimpy episode.

yak shaving by Brandon April 4, 2005

Schiffing 

Using Arguments against Bitcoin in a desperate attempt to make yourself relevant.

Frances Coppola is straight up Schiffing for attention.

Schiffing by BTCBug December 29, 2020

Shaving Bareback 

When you shave without 'protection' ie. you shave without shaving gel.

Shaving bareback is very dangerous as it may lead to bleeding, rashes and/or itching. Always use protection.

Shaving Bareback by alisjay January 27, 2013

Shaving under the dick

phrased used to show that someone is crossing the line on a matter or getting on someones nerves, without realizing it, resulting in a bad outcome if one is not careful.

Tom: so i hear you like chicken huh derrel

Derrel: What mothafucka?

Dave: Come on Tom ur "shaving under the dick" wit that one

Shaving under the dick by Dj TdUb April 3, 2010