Woman who has low self-esteem and will aggresively pursue love and affection from anyone, no matter how rancid they may be.
"I cannot believe Jane is with that nasty guy Craig, she has very low self esteem, she is a major schlemie!!"
by Bena Girl August 08, 2005

The itchy, scratchy, annoying feeling in the back of your throat that you just can't ever get rid of... it's a parasite, similar to a leech.
by Dickie Greenfield September 29, 2005
