schlemie

Woman who has low self-esteem and will aggresively pursue love and affection from anyone, no matter how rancid they may be.

"I cannot believe Jane is with that nasty guy Craig, she has very low self esteem, she is a major schlemie!!"

by Bena Girl July 18, 2005

schlemy

The itchy, scratchy, annoying feeling in the back of your throat that you just can't ever get rid of... it's a parasite, similar to a leech.

My neck is killing me.... I've had this schlemy for about 3 weeks now.

by Dickie Greenfield September 22, 2005