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scumpton 

A typical council house dweller, typically of pikey origin, usually with 4+ kids and a garden that looks like a council rubbish tip, and speaks 'wiv an at-i-tude', and usually has one or more offensive/dangerous dogs.
Those scumptons have let their dog crap on our front garden yet again !
scumpton by just me March 23, 2004

scrumpton end

The very last draw of a joint.

Originated in Lisburn, Northern Ireland, used across the UK and R.O.I.
Q:"Here do you want the scrumpton end"
A:"No, go on ahead yourself" (looking at it in disgust).
scrumpton end by Ghostinthescott October 6, 2008
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Scompton 

Scompton is the name used to represent where The Scum Lifestyle Movement began; South Central, Ontario or known by its native name, Ruscom.

It is nowhere related to the nickname used for Scarborough, located on the east-end of Toronto.
Scompton Productions was founded in Ruscom, Ontario
Scompton by racoon_skinner October 20, 2010
A better word for the south coast town commonly known as 'Southampton'.

Seeing as it's residents are known as 'Scummers' or 'Scum' it is only right to refer to their domain as 'Scumton'
'Scumton's where the scummers live, with their scummer wives, they lives in scummy houses, all their scummer lives' (from the song 'Scumton' by The Black Whirlies)
Scumton by Willy Whirly October 6, 2010

Scompton 

see Scarlem - nickname for Scarborough, east-end Toronto. Once a white working class burb of modest 50s homes that produced a disproportionate amount of comedians such as Mike Myers, whose `Wayne's World' is set in a Chicago that is really supposed to be the Scarborough of his youth. Went seriously downhill from the 80s on and has many pockets of ghetto activity and Jamaican gangs.
"The most awesome roti in the T-Dot is at Don-a-You's Juices and Jerk on Morningside in Scompton. True dat."
Scompton by kdawggiest May 17, 2006
Sculptons are cool.
Sculpton by SackbotNinja03 November 6, 2021
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