schapwned

Derivative of 'owned'.

See schapwnd

I lost 4.2kgs in 20 years! :D
I got 20 years for 4.2kgs! :(
Schapwned!

schapwned by hobbitaurus June 6, 2005

schmowned

It is describing the hardest owning ever given by man. Only specific people can deliver a schmowning, others can be nothing more than the victim of it. When you get owned exclusively by a Schreibeis.

an example of a schmowning can not be given, due to the fact that all victims have been too traumatized by the event to ever speak of it again. However, all scmownings end with someone saying loudly and clearly SCHMOWNED!

schmowned by Drew aka Clark Kent Scribbles September 17, 2010

Shawned 

When someone with less intelligence gets over on you.

He didn't give you all your change back, you just got shawned.

Shawned by Methany Shard November 13, 2019

schowned

v, A combination of schooled and owned. Usually announced in a loud manner after defeating someone at something so severely that the usage of owned, pwned, or schooled doesn't quite get the point across. It is normally used to taunt your opponent into either trying harder to best you or losing their cool and performing worse. The prefered slam of Jesse, Robert, and Matt. Matt originally started the phenomenom back in late 2005 after a grueling match of Halo 2.

Halo 2: Game Over.
Matt: Schowned!
Jesse: What?
Robert: *laughing* What the hell did you just say?
Matt: Schowned.
Jesse: *laughing* I have no idea what that is, but it's the greatest thing I've heard this year.
Robert: Matt, you rock my world.
Jesse: I'm totally putting this on UrbanDictionary.com

schowned by bAc0Nb0Y July 24, 2008

schmowned

-when one is seriously owned to the point of embarrasment to their families name.
-when a person with a Minnesota or Canadian accent owns you.
-owned so badly you might be considered illiterate or mentally disabled.

Random Canadian Guy example 1:" How aboot that schmowning action last round , eh?"

example 2:Dude: "Is your family ok with this total schmowning man?"

example 3: "Totally schmowned man!"

schmowned by benwithaphd October 30, 2007

Shawned 

The act of having sex with a girl and never calling her again.

Man did you hear about that blonde from the bar? She got Shawned

Shawned by Cwby February 3, 2010

schappledoop 

When you drop your strudel after it just came out of the oven

"Ah man, after making the perfect baked dessert, I schappledooped."

schappledoop by Cmarie98 May 18, 2018