schowned

v, A combination of schooled and owned. Usually announced in a loud manner after defeating someone at something so severely that the usage of owned, pwned, or schooled doesn't quite get the point across. It is normally used to taunt your opponent into either trying harder to best you or losing their cool and performing worse. The prefered slam of Jesse, Robert, and Matt. Matt originally started the phenomenom back in late 2005 after a grueling match of Halo 2.

Halo 2: Game Over.
Matt: Schowned!
Jesse: What?
Robert: *laughing* What the hell did you just say?
Matt: Schowned.
Jesse: *laughing* I have no idea what that is, but it's the greatest thing I've heard this year.
Robert: Matt, you rock my world.
Jesse: I'm totally putting this on UrbanDictionary.com

by bAc0Nb0Y July 24, 2008

schmowned

It is describing the hardest owning ever given by man. Only specific people can deliver a schmowning, others can be nothing more than the victim of it. When you get owned exclusively by a Schreibeis.

an example of a schmowning can not be given, due to the fact that all victims have been too traumatized by the event to ever speak of it again. However, all scmownings end with someone saying loudly and clearly SCHMOWNED!

by Drew aka Clark Kent Scribbles September 17, 2010

scowned

(verb, past tense) A situation where a litigant brings action against an innocent party and is found out by a judge to be bringing the case in bad faith. That party is then said to have been "scowned." Has its roots in the SCO vs IBM case.

In conclusion, you do not own the patent to filenames. Therefore, this court has no option but to record a verdict of the plaintiff having been scowned.

by The_Real_Chronos July 2, 2006

showned

When pronounced it sounds similar to clowned. It's a Sex act originating in East Tennessee where a guy goes from one girls rectum to another girls mouth without either of them knowing about the other. In order for it to be completed successfully, the second girl(mouth) has to ask " why does your dick taste funny".

I get more pussy than the pound, so I showned it like I owned it.

by Ashley P. March 19, 2008

schmowned

-when one is seriously owned to the point of embarrasment to their families name.
-when a person with a Minnesota or Canadian accent owns you.
-owned so badly you might be considered illiterate or mentally disabled.

Random Canadian Guy example 1:" How aboot that schmowning action last round , eh?"

example 2:Dude: "Is your family ok with this total schmowning man?"

example 3: "Totally schmowned man!"

by benwithaphd October 30, 2007

schooned

A variation on the pawned, p00ned and powned, however is used by the upper classes.

"Good sir, you just got schooned."
"Oh drat."

by James Frost July 20, 2006

Schöned

To have committed serious academic fraud, and then be discovered. After Jan Hendrik Schön.

I've schöned, and now I've lost my PhD.

by 6EQUJ5 February 15, 2022