Scaretistic 

Statistics usually made up to scare people to one side of an argument or to a different belief or value.

Scaretistic: Birth control fails 243% of the time!

Scaretistic by tbclycan November 14, 2011

smartistic 

The enviable ability of being both smart & artistic.

Possessed by those who can create beautiful & meaningful, intelligent art & those who can speak/act intelligently in a beautiful way.

"The person who wrote that awesome book must be really smartistic. Man, what a hero!"

smartistic by Avalokitesvara May 31, 2014

sartistic 

if the word autistic and sarcastic had a baby

Damn Wenzel you are so sartistic.

sartistic by Samuel Leroy Jackson April 13, 2020

Scartastic 

Spinoff of the word sarcastic. Used to describe whiny, emo teenagers who like to pretend they're emotionally scarred/tormented and have a reason to be angry at the world.

Shelby:"omfg cheerleaders suck lets go beat them up"
Rachel:"Would you stop being so scartastic?"

Scartastic by Jhesy October 24, 2005

Sarmtistic 

The state of having an impressive physique perceived as unattainable naturally

Man bob is looking extra Sarmtistic today!

Sarmtistic by Ethan Granger September 17, 2023

scaretastic 

feeling of fear of something terribles is about to occur.
fear or anxiety brought on by real events.

alley's was having a funfull time while she was driving but for jojo the ride was very scaretastic.

scaretastic by allley November 10, 2010

Sharktistic 

Mentally challenged human thinking he is a shark

That boy is sharktistic look at him eating that fish.

Sharktistic by Jommy483853 April 11, 2019