Scarlet King

1b. Satan, The Great Devourer, the Beast of the Bottomless Pit.

Referenced in the popular SCPs 231, 2317 and 3838, and 20-1000 minor tales.

Weakened by multiple things relating to the number seven.

Servants are Dr. Wilson of Site-23 (cuz hes a dumbass lol geddit), Moloch, Lord Goran, many satanist cults most famous being the Children of the Scarlet King, Jeser the Prince of Many Faces, the Hanged King of Alagadda, SCP-3838-8 and SCP 682, and the biggest followers of him of all, subscribers to r/okbuddyretard and goths, especially goth girls.

1b. Dr. Wilson from Site-23's waifu.

1a. The Scarlet King is quite evil.

1b. Dr. Wilson you bitch you got my coffee wrong again. Your waifu the Scarlet King should dump you soon.

by DrWilsonIsGae September 8, 2019

Scarletting

having interesting walks home while intoxicated with alcohol, meeting interesting characters such as an egg called rob, old chinese ladies giving out rice and being a total brummie about it.

Gyal1 - "i just dropped my phone on the floor, but it doesn't matter! I can buy a brand new one for £50.

Gyal2 - "Hmmmmm are you sure you aren't just scarletting

by BreEz3 October 21, 2014

Scarletting

The act of a friend asking dumbass questions.

Friend 1: Uppercase or lowercase six seven?
Friend 2: Are you fucking kidding me!?
Friend 2: Stop scarletting!!

by The Unimommer October 7, 2025