scarfon 

a scarf that can go on and it’s one big word instead of two separate words

hey susie i love you scarfon

scarfon by baddiewithnodaddy November 13, 2020

scarnoncunce? 

A Bogan Australian way of saying "what is going on, cunts ?", or "what is the current predicament, friends?"

scarnoncunce?

scarnoncunce? by Seclusive February 22, 2018

scarfing 

Tying a scarf or other piece of material around the neck during masturbation to abstruct blood flow to the head, and increase the pleasure at climax.

Brian: If I want to experience the joys of scarfing, what the hell business is it of yours?!
Michael: It's my business cause I'm the one that will get the call from the the god damn cleaning lady who finds you hanging from the rafters with a fucking boner!

scarfing by cuethepulsetobegin June 21, 2007

scarfin' up 

Wearing a scarf as a shirt. Common during the winter season.

We scarfin' up brah?" "Dude, I'm so scarfed up I'm naked

scarfin' up by Scarfin'Up December 4, 2010

Scarnon

A shortened version of the question, "What's going on?" Utilising poorer grammar and said mostly by persons with mullets, or persons impersonating persons with said mullets.

"Scarnon goose? Ya bash tha kent?"

Scarnon by STEVENEVETS April 29, 2007

Scarmonfuncul 

It`s what you say when something so shocking that you don`t know to respond with, in other words baffled. This can be used in good and bad situations.

Bob-"Is that a unicorn?"
Jim-"Yeah!"
Bob-"Um... well... Scarmonfuncul!"

Scarmonfuncul by wopi October 28, 2010

cock scarfing 

When someone enthusiastically woofs down your cock at such an alarming pace that they gag a little.

Known side effects of cock scarfing are as follows: premature ejaculation, an increased hunger for cock, possible skin loss on the shaft, loss of circulation to the cock, and vomiting. If cock scarfing persist for more than 4 hours consult the nearest friend to take over.

Fat bitches love cock scarfing!! I love letting fat bitches scarf on my cock!! I'm a gonna pull my dick out for some sweet cock scarfing!! Get ready fat chicks! Cause here comes Dean!

cock scarfing by Dick N. Bigginsloppy November 10, 2007