A honey-brown skin toned boy without an opinion. They often have devastating effects in social situations and dislike partying with hot blonde chicks. They typically own and wear leopard skin robes whenever they can. They talk big and pretend they're equivalent to hugh hefner when in reality women find it disgusting to be their playmates. Although their poonness may supersede any hope for successful social interaction, his unfortunate happenstances make us all laugh and we wouldn't look so cool without them.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods