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Man-Scares

(man- sKAirz)-noun-At time of the morning in which a post adolescent male between the ages of 18-25, or generally of college age, experiences a glance in his mirror by which he is frightened due to his physical appearance becoming more reminiscent of his father, a generally wearing image of a middle-aged man, or actor Vince Vaughn post-Swingers. This scare either stems from a reality or misperception in which the male notices either his stomach is expanding, his hairline receding, his eyes especially sunken from a night of sleep, his facial hair half-shaven, and his muscle gone.
Man-Scares sweeping the nation one dude at a time.
by BFunkEra December 18, 2008
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something that the Heavy from Tf2 says during an interrogation in an unspecified location.
Now a very popular meme template.
I fear no man but that 'Thing', it scares me...
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the scarecrow man

a drug dealer

someone who deals drugs.

someone who can deal drugs without being stolen form or fucked with.
the scarecrow man hits me up with some good shit.
by david the scarecorw man April 25, 2006
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Scared Man Split

Often seen in horror movies, it is a person's impulse or want to split up and/or investigate a dangerous situation for no apparent reason, often resulting in the death of one or both parties involved.
*On Screen*
"Alright guys, let's split up."
~One man goes one way, and the other heads right into the room where they heard a gun shot.~

Man in the Audience:
"Dude, he just pulled a scared man split! He's gonna die."
by nellygrl August 10, 2009
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manscare

manscare/ to manscare: when a cisgendered man scared you using his institutional power. the construction of gender itself is misogynistic, when it is stratifying that concept to inherently upholding the patriarchy against liberating gender expression.
example: caleb loves to manscare me through and it was terrifying, since being manscared is such a traumatic experience for any femme bodies to surpass
by ihatebeingmanscared April 26, 2022
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