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scanus

Scanus is the hair between a males anus and scrotum
Hmmm...looks like your scanus needs a bit of cleaning
by Mutated August 19, 2004
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scause

Scause, a portmanteau of sleeve and cause.

A scause is a plastic wristband that you wear on your paws, and you want others to wear yours upon thar's.
"In the modern age there are those who believe
That a cause is a thing to be worn on one's sleeve
And so we sell a cause, it's called a scause
And wearing a scause gets you lots of applause
We start with some plastic which is sherped by our sherpas
Then dip it in colors that show off your purpose
There are green scauses for recycling, blue scauses for kitties,
And pink scauses that focus on nothing but titties
Do you have abortion? Ah, then a white scause is for you
Why not champion your scause with some sparkles and glue?
We make scauses for this, we make scauses for that
Why, there's even a scause for just being fat
What's the matter? Can't think of a scause?
How about raising awareness for the hairs in your schnoz?
Let's just think of the thing that you care about most
Then let's make it orange like marmalade toast
And now I'd like to say thank you for your coming down
I'm off to go sell these in your little town"
by natalie portmanteaux July 1, 2021
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Muhammad Sanusi Md Nor

He is the incumbent Menteri Besar of Kedah who is hardworking for the state and its people. He enjoys a high popularity among Kedahans.

Recently, he has become a target of the communist dictator Anwar Ibrahim and his government. He has nothing wrong, but Anwar wants to jail him so much. This is unacceptable.
Muhammad Sanusi Md Nor will save Malaysia!
by Amelia Aleef July 24, 2023
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sanusi

Someone who look like an artist. Usually very fun to hang out with but can be serious sometimes. He has a very unique way of speaking called 'kecek kelate'.
Man: Is that Sanusi?
Woman: Oh really!! He looks like Michael Jackson
Man2: He is very fun to hang out with
Man3: But sometimes he can be serious too
Man 2: Yeah, sometimes only
by Praktikum 2 August 3, 2017
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Muhammad Sanusi Md Nor

The best Menteri Besar of Kedah ever. He saved Kedah from communism and left-wing populism. He really cares people and always thinks for future.
Muhammad Sanusi Md Nor is our hero!
by caramel capuccino August 11, 2023
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Snanus

A snanus is a term used to represent both the snatch and anus of any given female.
"Oh my, doesn't that snanus stank!"
by DanielHall August 7, 2009
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Scause

From the show "South Park"

A plastic bracelet or wristband that is used as a symbol of a cause or organization, usually purchased for a few dollars.
I got my new brown scause in support of the STANground foundation.
by WWJDHGH November 2, 2012
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