scanforpe

cockneyised version of scunthorpe

where my cockney fatherinlaw says i come from. scanforpe.

by bazwhite April 17, 2009

Sanfordesque

A long rambling, incoherent news conference/speech given by a public official that leaves you more confused about the official's real reasons for making the statement.

Governor Palin's speech 3 July 2009 announcing her intent to resign was truly sanfordesque.

by Gneissguy July 11, 2009

Sanforded

When an employee takes a job and either never shows up for work or quits after 3 days on the job for no apparent reason.

I got Sanforded by that guy after thinking he was the perfect hire.

by UnderTheSea1 November 27, 2012

sanforded it up

When you fuck something up beyond repair. A normal person is capable of doing said task without issue but not you. Named after the legendary "sticks of fury."

I thought if I sent you on that detail you would be okay but you really Sanforded It Up!

by kingaling07 August 15, 2016