scamming ham

Younger men having sex with older women for money.

I just seen Derek got a corvette. He don't have a job so he must be scamming ham again.

by Rutroshaggy December 1, 2015

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slamming ham

Late night fornication with a petite skank. Were the filthy animal gets blown out by the ham with the intention to leave her rough, rugged, and raw. A real nice one-night stand.

I had the german soldier marching last night. She was riding the balony pony to heaven; I was slamming ham.

by Rexual B. January 6, 2009

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Ham Spamming

The act of slapping someone on the face with ones penis

After 5 minutes of ham spamming she could take no more!

by The learned Aristotle April 3, 2009

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Slamming the ham

the act of beating ones meat or masturbation

I was sick from school so i was slamming the ham all day until my foreskin tore off

by central jersey ham slammer January 22, 2013

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The act of beating your penis so hard that in the end it turns a pinkish color, thus looking like a piece of ham. Best results come from using both hands at the same time since, they cause more friction.

I was Ham Slamming the other day at work and my boss walked in and joined me. I ended up quiting my job a few moments later.

by poopieweinerhole July 9, 2010

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