scamming ham

Younger men having sex with older women for money.

I just seen Derek got a corvette. He don't have a job so he must be scamming ham again.

scamming ham by Rutroshaggy December 1, 2015

slamming ham 

Late night fornication with a petite skank. Were the filthy animal gets blown out by the ham with the intention to leave her rough, rugged, and raw. A real nice one-night stand.

I had the german soldier marching last night. She was riding the balony pony to heaven; I was slamming ham.

slamming ham by Rexual B. January 6, 2009

Ham Spamming 

The act of slapping someone on the face with ones penis

After 5 minutes of ham spamming she could take no more!

Ham Spamming by The learned Aristotle April 3, 2009

Slamming the ham 

the act of beating ones meat or masturbation

I was sick from school so i was slamming the ham all day until my foreskin tore off

Slamming the ham by central jersey ham slammer January 22, 2013

Ham Slamming

The act of beating your penis so hard that in the end it turns a pinkish color, thus looking like a piece of ham. Best results come from using both hands at the same time since, they cause more friction.

I was Ham Slamming the other day at work and my boss walked in and joined me. I ended up quiting my job a few moments later.

Ham Slamming by poopieweinerhole July 9, 2010

Slamming hams

When two women violently ram their twats together to encourage mutual climax.

“Becky and sally where slamming hams for two hours straight”

Slamming hams by James P Stark October 16, 2025