sberg 

When someone makes an unreal call and the only reaction you can have is "Yo dude Sberggggg"

Tzvi: Anyone ever notice Carsberg Beer tastes Blended Horse pellets?

Shira: Sberg

sberg by Bucketoftartersauce April 4, 2023

Sergeant Hartman 

The badass gunnery sergeant from stanley kubrick's full metal jacket. He enjoys humiliating his privates and eventually gets shot by Private Pyle. He's played by R. Lee Ermey.

If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human-fucking-beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn: I am hard, but I am fair! There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers; here you are all equally worthless! And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps! Do you maggots understand that? --Sergeant Hartman's speech to recrues

Sergeant Hartman by Agamennone December 27, 2011

Sergei Rachmaninoff 

A classical pianist and composer born in 1873 who wrote classical music with balls.
The music of Sergei Rachmaninoff can be described as "Intense Shit."
Rachmanininoff, being Russian, was a bad ass. His music reflects his bad assery with ballsy rhythm and major intensity.

Also can be spelled "Rachmaninov"
Original Russian: Сергей Васильевич Рахманинов

Did you hear Gilels play Prelude Op.23 No. 5 by Sergei Rachmaninoff? Its sick!
Rachmaninoff had some huge hands.

Sergei Rachmaninoff by Rockmaninoff May 24, 2010

Sergio 

A Sergio will always be by your side even when you don’t need him to be. He does everything unconditionally for those he loves and will never let you down. You can always count on a Sergio. He is a passionately loyal lover, an amazing listener, and a forever companion. He will always put others before himself. Sergio is an independent man who will get things done no matter what. He is a hard worker and will not settle for less. When it comes to relationships, never let him go. Sergio will love hard that you will never doubt the love he has for you. Although he appears and seems unbreakable, he is the biggest softie. He loves to be given back the love and affection that he gives. He also loves to be cuddled and caressed after enjoying a big meal. He takes relationships seriously. He will be more loyal than anyone in the world so you don’t need to worry if he’s the ideal lover. He will spoil his significant other and will remind them how much he loves his S/O every day. He will be very protective and will never let you open a car door. A Sergio will do everything in his power to make his lover happy and will always have time to spend. He loves being in his comfort zone but won’t hesitate to step out of it when necessary. If you ever find yourself falling for a Sergio, you won’t regret it.

Sergio makes me feel so safe!
I love Sergio so much, he’s the best boyfriend ever!
Wow... Sergio is such a hard worker!

Sergio by Borkethy March 31, 2021

Sergeant Johnson 

The token black dude in the Halo series. He knows what the ladies like.

Sergeant Johnson: "Men, we've led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep them from getting their FILTHY claws on Earth, but we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we WILL let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in!

...AM I RIGHT, MARINES!?"

Marines: "SIR YES SIR!"

--From Halo CE--

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmancy tanks. We had sticks! TWO sticks and a rock for a whole platoon... and we had to share the rock!"

--From Halo 2--

Sergeant Johnson by e4c5 September 18, 2011

Sergen 

Sergen is a wonderful and great person. He is very funny and there for you when you need him. He’s such a good guy and he has a big heart. He’s a really nice friend and he can be cute. You won’t find a better friend than him.

Oh there’s Sergen. What a nice guy!!

Sergen by girlwithabigheart November 15, 2017

sergal 

In short, a vaguely mammalian biped with a twelve-toothed, wedge-shaped snout, seemingly all skin, knees, neck, and fluff, often with a nervous, superstitious, or easygoing nature.

In full, sergals are an invented alien species with characteristics similar to those of a variety of other animals (and some vehicles). They have a particularly recognizable, long, flat-topped, pointy snout, vaguely similar to a cheese wedge or an anvil, and distinctly non-humanoid legs. They are part of a spiritual-fantasy universe called Vilous, which despite being in an ongoing/draft state has gained notable traction among the furry fandom. They were originally conceived by Mick39 (formerly known as Trancy Mick).

Sergals have a long and storied history dating back to the mid-late 2000s, where they had a reputation for being violent, bloodthirsty sociopaths. 4chan being the hive of scoundrels it is perpetuated and amplified this reputation and it persists even today, despite the source material upon which that reputation is based being retconned years ago.

It takes six sergal snouts, all facing inwards, to form a complete circle.

sergal by Snergal December 31, 2018