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Derrives from the word 'suxjack' (refer to 'suxjack')
Person1: Hey! Aren't you suxjack?
Saxjack: Why of course! However, now I am suxjack heartily playing 'lounge style blues' a tenor saxophone

{the conversation took place in an urban Jazz bar.}
saxjack by HUGHES April 16, 2004
Words you can keep
The act of sucking complete balls and in the process making your team lose.
"we are losing only because of this moron samjack on our team"
Samjack by NadeD May 24, 2009
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meaning, to use other people's opinions, or to follow (in) others footsteps.

refer to sexjack or saxjack
suxjack: Helo, I am suxjack
person1: No you're not {spoken with affirmation}
suxjack: You're right, I'm not

{end of conversation}
suxjack by HUGHES! April 21, 2004
Using Maple Syrup to Masterbate.

Common in Vermont: The stickiness of the maple creates added friction to augment orgasm.
I snuck into the sugarhouse and got in a quick SapJack before the SapMaster came back.
SapJack by RealJohnStoe November 11, 2020
Was out of lotion so I went for a little sapjack instead
Sapjack by Just Some Guy With Words November 11, 2020
Derrives from the word 'suxjack'
(accidental incorrect pronounciation of the word).
person1: Are you a 'sexjack'
suxjack: No
person1: - I mean a suxjack?
suxjack: Of course.
{end of conversation}
sexjack by HUGHES!!!!!!! April 16, 2004
a complete jew, who is actually only quarter jew, however he insists on having no origional opinions and stealing everyone elses, especially maddox, then quoting maddox and putting it in his msn name WHAT A GAY JEW

he is the eppitemy of sux.
fuck you suxjack before i get my good friend vegita to big bang attack you into the core of the sun where there is only 1 inhabitant which is suxjacks mims legs!

also

MADDOX IS A COCKFACED GAY JEW says:
yo
"you are a fucking idiot"... "well thats just your opinion"... "no shit sherlock who elses opinion would it be?" says:
yo
"you are a fucking idiot"... "well thats just your opinion"... "no shit sherlock who elses opinion would it be?" says:
what u mean by that
MADDOX IS A COCKFACED GAY JEW says:
i mean UR A FUCKING CUNTY SUXJACK!!!
suxjack by ur mims cock February 3, 2004
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