saw log 

a extremely long and round turd, usually found in the shithouse.

Ewwwww, My sister left a saw log in the shitter.

saw log by maddizzletwentytwizzle November 24, 2007

saw a log

To get things done in an excellent manner or to be a pimp/awesome in general.

After Stuart found the sweet spot on his stihl ms440, he was able to saw a log.

"Sh*t boy I tell you what, run a little nitro in the fuel mix for this saw and it will saaaw a laaaawwwg!"

saw a log by obiwanaword February 4, 2010

Sawlog Buster 

A medium length stick of wood (Oak or Cherry), used for dislodging large lumps of feces blocking a toilet. Kept outside (for obvious reasons), it is brought inside on those occasions where large amounts of pasta, bread, cheese and alcoholic beverage have been recently consumed, and are causing blockages to both bowels and plumbing.

Troy, you better use that sawlog buster so you don't clog up the toilet!

Sawlog Buster by SawLog Man July 26, 2011