savigation

Concatenation of the French word "savoir" (to know) and "navigation". Used to describe a route/short-cut as yet untraversed, but which you think could ultimately lead to your desired destination.

Passenger: "Wow! Where are you going, dude? This isn't the way to Mothercare.".
Driver: "I know, but I'm hoping my savigation will get us there, avoiding the traffic lights on Ashley Road!".

savigation by purerudeboy May 18, 2006

semantic satiation 

when you say a word so much it starts to sound fucking weird

Ducksauce had to say the same thing so many times at an audition he got semantic satiation

semantic satiation by MadWolf March 25, 2013

Scatigation 

The procedure of throwing shit instead of legal prosecution of a claim.

"Probably would take too much money and time to sue him, so it looks like this time it goes to scatigation...we'll have to cover the front porch with shit, maybe the entire house."

Scatigation by Zacalicious-1 March 20, 2015

Nigger Navigation 

Generally a driver of African descent who doesn't feel the need to wait in traffic like everyone else and will drive around the line of traffic and cut in front of someone who has waited for their turn in line.

Instead of waiting in line in the turning lane, Quantavious decided to drive around and cut in front of someone closer to the light. Shithweena was so impressed by Quantavious' driving improvisation, she praised him by saying, "That was some good nigger navigation right there! We be at duh club quicker now!"

Nigger Navigation by Tongue Too Wide for Mouth March 22, 2009

slaviation 

Flying an aircraft for a company that keeps cutting benefits, safety programs, and salaries in order to give the top executives more money.

Captain Crunch was tired, but he climbed back in the cockpit for another flight. This was no longer fun or profitable. In fact, sometimes he suspected the maintenance wasn't really getting done. He decided to keep his head down and his mouth shut to avoid a beat down by management. The "slaviation" industry had broken his will to resist. The plane took off and exploded in mid-air thirty minutes later.

slaviation by Fotofly November 26, 2010

sanitation engineer 

a garbage man

Daddy when I grow up to be a man I want to be a sanitation engineer so I can pick up garbage.

sanitation engineer by hibbidiji March 22, 2004

Drunk Navigation 

Drunk navigation is the built in GPS that kicks in when your done done at the club, and both you and your phone are dead.

dude: how did you get home last night? i tried to call you but i only got to voicemail

dude #2: yeah man, phone died, had to use my drunk navigation

Drunk Navigation by SmokinHotGinger October 7, 2016