sausage syndrome

When a girl/girls appear much more attractive than they actually are, due to a low volume of girls compared to a high volume of guys.

Guy 1: "Man, Jessica looks hot tonight."
Guy 2: "Bro, she's 200 pounds overweight. You just have sausage syndrome because she's the only girl here."

sausage syndrome by HanktheBankroll December 20, 2015

Cocktail Sausage Syndrome 

cocktail sausage syndrome (CSS) is the shrinkage of the penis after cocaine consumption , resulting in a cocktail sausage sized, shriveled Willy.

CSS is caused by a process called "vascoconstriction" . This narrows blood vessels in such places as the penis and other areas. The ability to urinate cannot be affected or caused by CSS but rather, the vasopressin hormone released from the cocaine . This affects the kidneys water retention rate.

That sniff is strong, I've cocktail sausage syndrome.

Cocktail Sausage Syndrome by Preacher59 December 15, 2018

Lazy Sausage Finger Syndrome (LSFS) 

'Noun. A condition that affects the function of your fingers'

Common symptoms include but not limited to: misspelled words via text or email, inability to communicate thoughts completely and carefully. Similar to feeling illiterate.

"omg ugys...i was jsust searching on eth internet and i i lthink i have lazy sausage finger syndrome (LSFS)"

Lazy Sausage Finger Syndrome (LSFS) by lzytxtr October 12, 2018