sausage grinder 

A chick with a full grill of braces and who could grind a dick down to a stump while doing fellatio.

That chick at the front desk is cut but no way I'd sick my pecker in that sausage grinder.

sausage grinder by wolfbait51 June 7, 2011

sausage grinder 

A very agressive and active female sex partner. Particularly one who really bumps and grinds into her partner.

That sausage grinder bruised my pelvic bone.

sausage grinder by jiminton December 28, 2005

sausage grinder 

A drunk chick with braces who does not suck as much as chew while performing fellatio

after about ten minutes that sausage grinder turned my junk into potted-meat

sausage grinder by Jannasauras Rex February 24, 2005

sausage grinder 

Insult verbally directed to a male of questionable sexual orientation which addresses his affinity toward other male penis and having said penis in his anus.

"I wonder if that red-headed guy who wears an urban kilt is a Sausage Grinder?"

sausage grinder by VerboseVernon November 7, 2006

Scranton Sausage Grinder 

Taking a dump in shower and pushing it through the drain screen with one's foot.

I couldn't make it to the shitter in time, so I decided a Scranton Sausage Grinder was my best bet.

Scranton Sausage Grinder by Midget buster January 18, 2012