satpal 

rainbow + anal sex + guy gettting run over + a sheep

satpal is a fruity sheep

satpal by Shaun July 4, 2003

sahpalope 

When 2 people have such a strong connection with each other and their vibes and energy match perfectly

Kenzie and ryan are in such a sahpalope together

sahpalope by Beethoven December 31, 2019

Satalite Syndrome 

When a person wants you within their orbit romantically (usually for sexual and romantic validation), but won't let you land and more disturbingly, won't let you move on either. Related to the term "Friend Zone" but with a twist. When you attempt to move on, they will employ tactics to keep you on a leash, zero regard for your future or well being, likely to guilt trip you into thinking you are the problem with the friendship or a creep, and not having the self awareness to understand you deserve to be happy with someone, and if not them, then someone else.

Please note: this term can be used to describe both sexes. And is not universally a term used to describe a particular sex.

Guy 1: She is an amazing friend and we connect well together, she kisses me on the cheek and holds my hand sometimes. I tried to kiss her on the lips and she backed off, I asked her out and she said no, so I moved on and made a tinder account. When she found out she screamed at me the next day calling me a terrible friend.

Guy 2: Sorry mate, she's got satalite syndrome. You dodged a bullet. She did the same thing to me.

Satalite Syndrome by Battlebuddy556 April 26, 2021

sampallo 

Gangster ass family with alot of issues

That family over there are sampallos
Shush dont say it so loud, they might hear us

sampallo by Hola702 June 13, 2016

sapalooskioveration 

meaning of feeling so many emotions at once to a point where your numb in a sense and just want to fucking kill yourself.

*sighs* guys I feel sapalooskioveration today.
*pulls trigger*

sapalooskioveration by catsredcupcake August 4, 2023

Sarpalted 

Etymology
From sarpalin, from sarahpalin, from Sarah Palin (former governor of Alaska and failed Vice Presidential candidate).

Pronunciation
Sar-PAL-ted

to act without forethought; to say something uncouth; to act in an exceedingly stupid manner; a politically correct way to stop saying the word 'retarded'

Why would you try to put a DVD in a VHS player? You're so freaking sarpalted!

Dude, seriously? Are you so fucking sarpalted that you can't figure out that your girlfriend is a tranny?

Sarpalted by Gregorius Mercator July 5, 2010

sataloff

A harlot known for turning boys into priests

there goes sataloff and her holy pussy again

sataloff by cockvacuum November 8, 2017