Sarpalted

Etymology
From sarpalin, from sarahpalin, from Sarah Palin (former governor of Alaska and failed Vice Presidential candidate).

Pronunciation
Sar-PAL-ted

to act without forethought; to say something uncouth; to act in an exceedingly stupid manner; a politically correct way to stop saying the word 'retarded'

Why would you try to put a DVD in a VHS player? You're so freaking sarpalted!

Dude, seriously? Are you so fucking sarpalted that you can't figure out that your girlfriend is a tranny?

Sarpalted by Gregorius Mercator July 5, 2010

Saracted

Incredibly hot women

"Dude did you see Saracted"
"Yeah she hot as fuck"

Saracted by Average Skyblock Degenerate March 14, 2022

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Related Words

Sarpalted • Saracted • sarcasted • Spalted

sarcasted

v.) past tense- spoken with sarcasm, spoken with sarcastic tone.

"Yes, you're incredibly intelligent," sarcasted the Professor.

sarcasted by Agrian November 18, 2013

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Spalted

Getting purposly rolled over by a competitor during a radio control car race.

Bill got spalted on the first lap.

Spalted by Trail Jabroni January 4, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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