Sarpalted 

Etymology
From sarpalin, from sarahpalin, from Sarah Palin (former governor of Alaska and failed Vice Presidential candidate).

Pronunciation
Sar-PAL-ted

to act without forethought; to say something uncouth; to act in an exceedingly stupid manner; a politically correct way to stop saying the word 'retarded'

Why would you try to put a DVD in a VHS player? You're so freaking sarpalted!

Dude, seriously? Are you so fucking sarpalted that you can't figure out that your girlfriend is a tranny?

Sarpalted by Gregorius Mercator July 5, 2010

Saracted 

Incredibly hot women

"Dude did you see Saracted"
"Yeah she hot as fuck"

Saracted by Average Skyblock Degenerate March 14, 2022

sarcasted

v.) past tense- spoken with sarcasm, spoken with sarcastic tone.

"Yes, you're incredibly intelligent," sarcasted the Professor.

sarcasted by Agrian November 18, 2013

Spalted

Getting purposly rolled over by a competitor during a radio control car race.

Bill got spalted on the first lap.

Spalted by Trail Jabroni January 4, 2026