Sarpalted

Etymology
From sarpalin, from sarahpalin, from Sarah Palin (former governor of Alaska and failed Vice Presidential candidate).

Pronunciation
Sar-PAL-ted

to act without forethought; to say something uncouth; to act in an exceedingly stupid manner; a politically correct way to stop saying the word 'retarded'

Why would you try to put a DVD in a VHS player? You're so freaking sarpalted!

Dude, seriously? Are you so fucking sarpalted that you can't figure out that your girlfriend is a tranny?

by Gregorius Mercator July 5, 2010

Saracted

Incredibly hot women

"Dude did you see Saracted"
"Yeah she hot as fuck"

by Average Skyblock Degenerate March 14, 2022

sarcasted

v.) past tense- spoken with sarcasm, spoken with sarcastic tone.

"Yes, you're incredibly intelligent," sarcasted the Professor.

by Agrian November 18, 2013

Spalted

Getting purposly rolled over by a competitor during a radio control car race.

Bill got spalted on the first lap.

by Trail Jabroni January 4, 2026