sampalk 

A person who seems to be unable to explain anything clearly or understandably

I can't understand my math test because my teacher is such a sampalk

sampalk by Bat made of donkey leather April 14, 2024

sampolk torture 

(n) a form of torture used in the vietnam war, that involves fillin a womens vagina with broken glass, stiching it up, and making her jog for miles.

Nam vet, "I remember some of the sick stuff thoes gooks used to do. I remember this thing they did called sampolk torture. Nasty stuff."

sampolk torture by Mickey Brown March 7, 2007

sampallo 

Gangster ass family with alot of issues

That family over there are sampallos
Shush dont say it so loud, they might hear us

sampallo by Hola702 June 13, 2016

sampolk 

A ritual where a women stiches up her vagina and seals an object inside.

Mother, "Clean your room now!"

Child, "I dont wanna!"

Mother,"Do you want me to ship all your stuff to asia and put them in a sampolk?"

Child, "NO!"

sampolk by Mickey Brown March 7, 2007