satan's ass

when your fucking a girl in the ass and then your pour hot sauce down her now open ass

omfg this girl i was fucking hates satan's ass

by phydoc October 5, 2006

Satan's Ass Crack

Texas

I live in Satan's ass crack so summer's are literally hell

by Taylor bruh names Taylor June 26, 2016

satan's ass crack

When your butt cheeks get so hot, it feels like hell.

"After that run, I got some serious Satan's Ass Crack."

by CoolStanley January 8, 2016

Spawn Of Satan's Ass Hole

Fidget Spinners.

My little brother kept whacking me with one of those stupid Fidget Spinner things! I swear those things are the Spawn Of Satan's Ass Hole!

by THE OLD SCHOOLER September 22, 2017

at the crack of Satan's ass

At dawn or early in the morning, whenever the sun is rising. Especially if you are a late-night person or typically don't wake up prior to 8:00 AM or later.

I had to wake up at the crack of Satan's ass this morning.

by fuzzywasabear April 7, 2024

satan's asshole

The DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles). First used by comedian Dane Cook, it describes what it's like to wait in line for hours with no air conditioning with whiny kids, smelly cocksuckers, and people talking on their god damn cell phones, just so you can get your driver's license.

I had to get my driver's license from satan's asshole today.

by Illinois Joe October 7, 2004

Satan's Asshole

Slang term for the DMV or Department of Motor Vehicles. This is a place where one would spend a minumum of two hours, at least in New York, if that person gets there as soon as it opens.

Friend 1: Where have you been all day?
Frined 2: I've been stuck at Satan's Asshole for three and a half hours.

by MrStuddly August 6, 2011