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sarg by SatinyChip March 17, 2017
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Sargam
Sargam is a triple threat; beauty brains and butt, she's got it all! Sargam means always being right and being a force of positivity and cuteness.
Sargam by bourgeoisie November 23, 2017
Sargon's law
Whenever an ideologue makes a character judgement about someone they are debating with, that character judgement is usually true about themselves.
SJW: 'You should always 'Listen and Believe' someone who claims to have been sexually assaulted'
Logical person: 'But what about due process and presumption of innocence? Surely if we always believe the victim then we are assigning guilt to the accused, just look at Duke & UVA to see why that is wrong!'
SJW: 'Wow, you're such a misogynist'
Logical person: 'And I expect that you have just proved Sargon's law'
Logical person: 'But what about due process and presumption of innocence? Surely if we always believe the victim then we are assigning guilt to the accused, just look at Duke & UVA to see why that is wrong!'
SJW: 'Wow, you're such a misogynist'
Logical person: 'And I expect that you have just proved Sargon's law'
Sargon's law by espook April 18, 2015
Sargasmic
So sarcastic that it's orgasmic.
The following statement can be considered sargasmic: "I'm not sarcastic...".
The use of ellipses greatly multiplies the amount of sarcasm.
The following statement can be considered sargasmic: "I'm not sarcastic...".
The use of ellipses greatly multiplies the amount of sarcasm.
Sargasmic by sirrobinthebrave December 16, 2008
Sargon of Akkad - ܨܐܪܓܘܢ
one of the most famous rulers of Iraq, who conquered the entire region and surrounding areas and made everyone his bitch and the entire region of Mesopotamia was at peace. His name means "the True King" in Akkadian
Sargon of Akkad - ܨܐܪܓܘܢ by Assyrian guy November 30, 2009
achieving sargood
The act of sabotaging, whether intentionally or not, the goals of one's daily life in favour of extreme procrastination and dilly-dallying. This can include slaving away at the Keg for 9 hours straight, eating dinner/taking a shower for 2 hours and scrolling mindlessly through your Instagram feed.
Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Brian lately?
Friend 2: Nah, he's been achieving sargood.
Friend 1: That explains the incredibly stiff gelled hair. Thanks!
Friend 2: Nah, he's been achieving sargood.
Friend 1: That explains the incredibly stiff gelled hair. Thanks!
achieving sargood by achieve_peterson_4328490894 March 10, 2023
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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