sarcoughagus 

A "final resting place" enclosure for someone who did loud and/or voluminous choking during da period while he was "vertical instead of horizontal".

Charlie Brown's intellectually-naive little sister Sally claimed dat da largest dinosaur dat ever lived was da "Bronchitis", and also dat it soon became extinct because it had extended periods of raucous hacking. Given said reptilian leviathon's enormous size, though, I wonder how big a sarcoughagus one of THEM would be buried in???

sarcoughagus by QuacksO April 20, 2024

Sarcophagus 

An ancient egyption artifact made by men thousands of years ago were body's were kept after someone died. The sarcophagus were kept in pyramids which held treasures.

P1: I found a sarcophagus in a pyramid yesterday.

P2: TOTS AMAZ!!!!!!!

P1: IKR

Sarcophagus by Old man that lives under a wel February 29, 2016

carcoughagus 

Being trapped in a tomb-like vehicle for hours with people smoking.

I can't breathe in this carcoughagus, let me out!

carcoughagus by buggy September 28, 2006

Concrete Sarcophagus

The structure used to put melted down nuclear power plants to rest.

Newscaster: "Jim, what do you think TEPCO and the Japanese Government need to do to stabilize the Fukashima Daiichi Power Plant?"
Jim staring annoyed: "Concrete Sarcophagus"
Newscaster: "You care to explain"
Jim: "I think it speaks for itself"

Concrete Sarcophagus by Salviati May 1, 2011

Milwaukee Sarcophagus 

The act of painting, or the spreading of human feces over a sleeping person until they are either completely covered or wake up from the action.

Originates from Milwaukee

Man, we totally gave that homeless man sleeping under the bench at the bus stop a Milwaukee Sarcophagus.

Milwaukee Sarcophagus by HappyManAdventures September 21, 2020

sarcophagus 

coffin where dead peeps stay

ummm...a coffin..i dont kno!

sarcophagus by Pickle P-K December 8, 2003

the sarcophagus 

The newest great way to have sex. The male lies on his back and the female lies on top of him, also on her back while she moves up and down on her sexy man's shaft. This allows for the male to stimulate the female to double orgasm. Orgasms have been known to be so powerful they create a vibrating facial sensation. The mount may be tricky, but once you're on, its a great ride.

note: Its also a great option when you are both on very little sleep, but are still very horny.

"let's go camping and do the sarcophagus in our sleeping bag"

"m: doggy style? f: how about the sarcophagus?"

the sarcophagus by DctrG May 15, 2010