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Malyk Santíago
Malyk Santíago is a perfect charming Model who is very nice to everyone he surrounds himself by, who doesn’t let anyone bring him down, he’s super supportive, And loves each and one of his fans that supports him to the fullest including his haters, he is a very amazing outgoing person to be around, he is a very authentic and unique person on this planet, because there’s no one like him. But don’t let his niceness and cuteness fool you, he can be mean ten times you think sometimes but only towards his haters.
Malyk Santíago by Goddess.eyptian February 18, 2019
Sania
Sania is a beautiful girl. She isn't afraid to say what she has to say. You can trust her. And if you mess with any of her friends...... she will beat yo ass. Sania is not a person to get on your bad side. And did I mention she has anger problems. Sania is a great person. And also she has attitudes alot.
amy santiago
Amy Santiago is a police sergeant on Brooklyn 99. Super competitive nerd with an inexplicable love for stationery. Lifetime ambition is to become a police captain. Married to fellow detective Jake Peralta!
amy santiago by Brooklyn-Define-Define October 6, 2018
Joey Santiago
The awesome lead guitarist of the Alt. Rock band the Pixies. His unique style of playing and his calm demeanor makes him even more of a badass then Bruce Lee kicking a bear version of Miley Cyrus in the throat.
When the mighty one known as Joey Santiago played the solos for "Vamos" my Liver and balls nearly imploded in majesty.
Joey Santiago by Sonar Corp October 14, 2013
Santiago
Santiago is a Colombian sex god, but he is more that that lol. Santiago's are the most caring, passionate, funny, and best guys you can possibly know. You legit CANNOT get any better than a Santiago. In a relationship you can tell him how great he is but he will never feel like he is better than you, he will see you as the most beautiful being and see you as perfect. It's crazy the amount of love you feel from a Santiago, and it's wild how he doesn't realize how great and out of everyone's league he is. If you get the chance to have a Santiago, whether is be as a friend, best friend, or boyfriend, never let them go. The will be the most loyal and best thing to ever happen to you
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Concrete cowboy
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026