n.
1. a small city in Southwestern Ontario on the
U.S./Canada border, located across the St. Clair River from Port Huron, Michigan.
2. smells like burning ape feces, cancer and desperation.
3. inhabited by Chemical Valley Girls, a race of super-mutants who wear acid washed jeans and comb the dark night for
lost babies and feral cats to feast on.
4. bingo, menthol
cigarette, chlamydia and teen-pregnancy capital of Canada.