n.
1. a small city in Southwestern Ontario on the U.S./
Canada border, located across the St. Clair River from Port Huron, Michigan.
2. smells like burning ape feces, cancer and desperation.
3. inhabited by Chemical Valley Girls, a race of super-mutants who wear acid washed jeans and comb the dark night for lost babies and feral
cats to feast on.
4. bingo, menthol cigarette, chlamydia and teen-pregnancy capital of
Canada.