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san fernando valley 

The San Fernando Valley is one of the most diverse areas in the world. It is the northern section of Los Angeles, north of the Hollywood Hills. Much of the Valley is within Los Angeles city proper, but some independent cities include San Fernando, Glendale, Burbank, and Calabasas.

For all you motherfuckers who havent been here, STOP DEFINING IT. The Valley is not all rich girls who spend daddy's money. In fact, there is a huge ghetto here, encompassing a lot of the northeastern portion of the area, including the neighborhoods of Arleta, Panorama City, Van Nuys, Pacoima, and parts of North Hollywood.

Hollywood is not in the valley, but "Hollywood" is. Most of the major studios are here, including Warner Brothers, CBS, Disney, NBC, ABC, Universal and much more. In fact the actual district of Hollywood only has Paramount and the award show theatres.

The Valley is also the Porn capital of the world. many porn studios are in the southern aera, in places like studio city and sherman oaks. It is common to see a billboard for a strip club right next to an elementary school as well.

There are more drugs in this area than there are in the CPT or LBC. Fact is, even the rich kids do drugs. It is common to have done pot, ecstasy, cocaine, and heroin by the time they graduate high school.

Scene kids also populate the valley. It is comon to see a 14-year-old girl with three different hair colors and a mass of extentions walking down Ventura Boulevard (a major shopping street) smoking a cigarhette. And no one seems to care.

The area code of the Valley is 818. On myspace, a valley kid is likely to put 818 somewhere on their profile. There is an immence pride for the valley.

Bottom line, the valley is more than you think.
An arrogant person from elsewhere: The San Fernando Valley is nothing but stuck up rich kids spending their daddy's money on drugs while suffering from bullemia.
san fernando valley by KyleKinky November 16, 2007

San Fernando Roulette 

Two men double penetrate a woman and simultaneously ejaculate. Whoever impregnates the woman loses.
I can't believe we played San Fernando Roulette last night!

I know, we're such bro-mos. I sure hope I was firing blanks.
San Fernando Roulette by herb san October 21, 2010

San Fernando Nightcap 

The act of receiving oral sex while watching pornography.
Stacy wasn't ready for their date to be over, so she accepted Eric's offer of a San Fernando nightcap.
San Fernando Nightcap by arh_ October 4, 2011

San Fernando Valley 

A region in Los Angeles county that is north of the Santa Monica mountains. Also bordered by the Santa Susana Mountains and the San Gabriel Mountains. Most of the San Fernando Valley is part of the city of Los Angeles but other cities that reside there include Calabassas, San Fernando, Burbank, and Glendale. The city of Hidden Hills is on the edge and may or may not be considered part of the San Fernando Valley. The portion that is part of Los Angeles tried to succeed and form its own city through a vote in 2002 but was unsuccessful. This is the region that the term Valley Girl refers to. The area code is 818 and this is the center of the U.S. pr0n aka porn industry.

The neighborhoods in the San Fernando Valley that are part of the city of Los Angeles are Arleta, Canoga Park, Chatsworth, Encino, Granada Hills, Lake View Terrace, Mission Hills, North Hollywood, North Hills, Northridge, Pacoima, Panorama City, Porter Ranch, Reseda, Sherman Oaks, Studio City, Sun Valley, Sunland, Sylmar, Tarzana, Toluca Lake, Tujunga, Van Nuys, Valley Village, West Hills, Winnetka, and Woodland Hills.

If they had been successful in succeeding from Los Angeles the SFV would have become the 5th largest city in the country. It could hold all of Baltimore, Washington DC, and Boston.

For more information also see sfv and the valley.
In the song "Freefalling" by Tom Petty he sings about the San Fernando Valley, specifically Reseda.
San Fernando Valley by Nelson B August 10, 2005

San Fernando Valley Snack 

When an individual chops off a man's penis and saves it for later.
"I was getting hungry, so I pulled my San Fernando Valley Snack out of my purse"
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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