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sammi-sweethearted 

when a girl gets caught red handed being shady (lying, cheating, etc.) yet, in the face of overwhelming evidence, still denies everything making herself look even worse.
Jack: "did you hear about Jessica and Tim?"
Roy: "no, what happened?"
Jack: "she totally sammi-sweethearted him"
Roy: "oh yeah?"
Jack: "yeah man, he caught her sexting her ex-boyfriend but she still tried to deny any wrongdoing."
Roy: "haha, nice"

sammi_squid8109 

boom ya ding da taw ding woo!!
sammi: yeah garrett loves sammi_squid8109
ireland: mhmmm mus b nice, i love my melted ice
sammi_squid8109 by Justin Glucose February 27, 2019

sammi-slamming

A male with the name Sammi, who is a light weight drinker and when drunk ends up face down, ass up with his pants around his ankles and left with a sore butthole.
I want to get drunk tonight, but i know Steve is coming so i have to becareful not to end up a victim due to sammi-slamming.
Full name: Samantha

Probably one of the most amazing girls you'll ever meet. Anyone friends with Sammi should be honored, for this is a girl who will always have your back and will be the one, true friend you need. Sammi is a truly beautiful human being, inside and out, and anyone who really knows her will never want to lose her. She has one of the best hearts, and though she can be uncomfortable around people she doesn't know, she has an abundance of kindness that you'll be lucky to receive from this wonderful friend.

Nonetheless, never piss her off. Her threats can be very scary, harmless as they actually are. She will never threaten her friends, though, and she will never give someone a reason to really be mad at her.

Her one main flaw that gets her hurt the most: she cares too much. But you'll still love her.
Random person: Wow, your best friend made that for you?
Me: Yep! Isn't Sammi the best?
Random person: ...I wish I had a friend like Sammi.
Sammi by FreeFallin December 5, 2013

sammi and ronnie relationship 

An up and down, hourly off/on relationship similar to that of Sammi and Ronnie. It is akin to middle school relationships just with more alcohol and poor life decisions involved.
Sammi and Ronnie Relationships that ends in nuptials is called a "Tiger and Elin" Marriage.