sam wilson

A scientific experiment gone horribly wrong: do not approach under any circumstances. It can harbor many forms, generally piggies, but its favorite form is the form of its human victim - a socially inept teenager named Sam Wilson who came into contact with the test subject in 1969 on the Moon mission. MOON PIGS.

lOOK OUT, THE SAM WILSON IS ABOUT.

sam wilson by The pig watch. April 24, 2014

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Sam Wilton my g

Sam Wilton is an absolute g aswell as being an absolute posh boy with his electronic blinds but can also be a roadman at times when he puts his Zavetti Canada coat on.

Sam Wilton my g : Oh my gosh g just shut up

Sam Wilton my g by S1.active November 18, 2019

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samwilsonsmommymilkers

Juli.. Best gay bitch. Makes edits better than anyone.. deserves everything and 3818+ followers. best mutual you’ll ever get..duh. Makes random Snapchat videos too ✋

“samwilsonsmommymilkers is the best.. period.”

samwilsonsmommymilkers by Personmanboygirl August 24, 2021

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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