Your working at your cellphone store and a customer comes in and asks to help him with the moving of pictures on his phone to an SD card. The customer hints to you that he has questionable photos. Thankfully you see nothing but the very presence of this dude gives you the creeps. You turn around and tell the new hire that you just experienced a SamLamb.
Sam b lamesauce is a common event that occurs when an individual called Sam browning (also referred to as Xx_EXABYT3_xX and Real2manymemes) does something that could be considered "not awesome".
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.