Your working at your cellphone store and a customer comes in and asks to help him with the moving of pictures on his phone to an SD card. The customer hints to you that he has questionable photos. Thankfully you see nothing but the very presence of this dude gives you the creeps. You turn around and tell the new hire that you just experienced a Sam Lamb.
Sam b lamesauce is a common event that occurs when an individual called Sambrowning (also referred to as Xx_EXABYT3_xX and Real2manymemes) does something that could be considered "not awesome".
You are the textbook definition of 'Sam b lamesauce' because you didn't respond to my discord messages
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!