salt lamp

A gift white children give to their parents as a last minute "thoughtful" gift.

It was 4 days to christmas and Sebastian decided to get his mom a salt lamp.

by BeastyTuna March 15, 2017

salt lamp

when someone doesn't wear socks but knows they are doing physical activity for multiple hours of the day.

he forgot to wear socks he's such a fucking salt lamp

by dr. smiski September 21, 2019

Castlederg Salt Lamp

When you fill a girl’s mouth with pop rocks and receive a blow job from her

I got a Castlederg Salt Lamp yesterday it was great

by jaffa67 October 4, 2025