A cool ass Samoan that is good at sports and not at school but is low-key smart he is kinda annoying but can pull girls easily but dosent choose to.
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by samoanguy May 14, 2018
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by Stonecoldbabeee October 8, 2014
Get the Salomi mug.Salois is a robotic mercenary/cowboy/astronaut/race car that consumes heavy amounts of bison meat and tungsten. These are usually found in NW areas of the United States. They come in two sizes, great and greater. Not to be confused with the sun and/or a great burning star.
Human1: "Oh my fucking god, did you see that Salois demoralizing that homeless man on the corner?"
Human2: "No, my eyes exploded out of my face as soon as I made eye contact..."
Human1: "Do you smell Bison?"
Human2: "No, my eyes exploded out of my face as soon as I made eye contact..."
Human1: "Do you smell Bison?"
by Codthew February 17, 2009
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Did you see how this Strong Salafi ratioed 5 Soy Boy Ikhwaanis with a single dot ? Our mixed group chat still talks about this epic incident.
by StrongSalafi February 1, 2021
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