A Josh Salenbien is a person who deliberately says or does the opposite of you just to piss you off. These people rarely make it far in life and tend to have little to no friends. Josh Salenbien also has literally no argument skills and will loose every fight he enters.

"Shut up Josh Salenbien, you can't win"

Josh Salenbien by Ehwhsh October 2, 2018

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Valentijn

Valentijn is a very sweet and lovely guy who cares a lot about his friends and his girlfriend and spreads a lot of positivity. He has beautiful eyes in which you immediately drown and his smile is more than perfect. Valentijn tends to like girls named Jill, which is not so weird, cause who doesn't want to be around a Jill every day? Jill's love for him is also bigger than anything in the world.

Who doesn't want to be around a Valentijn?

OMG, did you see Valentijn over there?! He has the most beautiful smile ever.

Valentijn by Queeny ♡ April 16, 2020

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Valentijn

Has the biggest dick ever and is very nice and every girl loves him

Wow valentijn it is so big

Valentijn by anonymous October 5, 2021

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salentiality

the extent to which something is salient

the salentiality of his argument was beyond reproach

salentiality by salential tiger October 19, 2021

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salunting

performing oral sex on a woman while fingering her and also sticking a dildo in there for good measure
a third person may be necessary

this bus is almost as crowded as my wife's vagina after I gave her a good salunting last night

salunting by astrolobos February 11, 2015

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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