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salentijn 

A nice, old, dement grandpa.
Salentijn is my favourite grandpa.
salentijn by MisterDuxh June 22, 2017
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Salestina 

A beautiful girl, Heavenly considerate of others but cold hearted
That girl Salestina I swear.
Salestina by Zebra3920 November 27, 2016

Josh Salenbien

A Josh Salenbien is a person who deliberately says or does the opposite of you just to piss you off. These people rarely make it far in life and tend to have little to no friends. Josh Salenbien also has literally no argument skills and will loose every fight he enters.
"Shut up Josh Salenbien, you can't win"
Josh Salenbien by Ehwhsh October 2, 2018
Valentijn is a very sweet and lovely guy who cares a lot about his friends and his girlfriend and spreads a lot of positivity. He has beautiful eyes in which you immediately drown and his smile is more than perfect. Valentijn tends to like girls named Jill, which is not so weird, cause who doesn't want to be around a Jill every day? Jill's love for him is also bigger than anything in the world.
Who doesn't want to be around a Valentijn?

OMG, did you see Valentijn over there?! He has the most beautiful smile ever.
Valentijn by Queeny ♡ April 16, 2020
Has the biggest dick ever and is very nice and every girl loves him
Wow valentijn it is so big
Valentijn by anonymous October 5, 2021

salentiality

the extent to which something is salient
the salentiality of his argument was beyond reproach
salentiality by salential tiger October 19, 2021

salunting 

performing oral sex on a woman while fingering her and also sticking a dildo in there for good measure
a third person may be necessary
this bus is almost as crowded as my wife's vagina after I gave her a good salunting last night
salunting by astrolobos February 11, 2015
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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