salbert 

sara and halbert 2k16

I ship salbert so much XD

salbert by ishipsalbert April 22, 2018

Sabertooth Crotch Critters 

These microscopic organisms inhabit deep jungles within the feminine private parts of hookers, sluts and everyday whores. WARNING: Do not obtain this brutal critters. They will infest your crotch and inflame your flesh.

Boy: Want to have sex tonight?
Girl: No. I have Sabertooth Crotch Critters.
Boy: Oh...

Sabertooth Crotch Critters by DoctorDong July 22, 2010

sabertooth 

A sabertooth is a woman that is the older version of the cougar. A 60+ year old women who is on the prowl for fresh young male meat. She is old, rich, and looking for a crazy night of sex with a guy who can go all night long without Viagra.

I meet a sabertooth at a bar and she took me to her house and ravaged my tender young male body.

sabertooth by Franklin Manson December 15, 2008

Sabertooth Crotchcricket 

1. a slang term for pubic lice (see also crabs) 2. a term for any four legged insect that scares the piss out of your girlfriend or boyfriend.

That boy is always grabbing himself, he must have a serious case of the sabertooth crotchcrickets.

Sabertooth Crotchcricket by Ixy July 25, 2003

Silbert 

A term used to describe either a hard liquor of 80 proof or above, or a state of extreme drunkenness that has been achieved by intaking said liquor.

"I don't want a beer, get me something silbert."

"If I drink any more of this whiskey, I'm going to become silbert."

Silbert by peagle June 9, 2009

sabertron 

the AWESOMEST robotics team everrr (:

i love SABERTRON

sabertron by beachbaby56 October 17, 2008

barry silbert 

An over-privileged sociopath who derives joy by hurting others-particularly those less privileged than himself

Remember the time that Barry Silbert tried to destroy the doge army’s spirit by shorting Doge?

barry silbert by Doge!!! May 9, 2021