salapander 

A homosexual suffering from dwarfism.

Jared:Hey man did you see that salapander running up that hill?
Mark: Yea man i think he's trying to find his lucky charms!

salapander by Al Gore 22 November 12, 2007

Salamander man 

A nipple rubbing amphibian who is superior to all other animals. Was kidnapped by the dark lord chin chin and can play the flute out of his nostril.

Salamander man; Nyesss...

Salamander man by Nyesss... June 5, 2016

Sally The salamander 

1. Noun: A state of blissful joy.

2. Noun: An extremely lucky person, probably blessed by an holy spirit.

(Can be reduced to "Sal'" or "Sally")

Wow! I feel like Sally the Salamander today!

Ugh...I'm jealous, he's such a Sal'!

Sally The salamander by ChARtoUze October 22, 2020

Greasy salamander 

greasy salamander is a term used by the very perfect Ethan Dolan and his amazing, hot brother Grayson Dolan.

“ I remember having a really greasy salamander school picture” said by Ethan in the video, The WORST photos of us.

Greasy salamander by Dolan_addict64 November 11, 2018

Slippery Salamander 

When your have sex with your wife/girlfriend in the shower you push her up against the wall and lift one leg up and insert your penis as fast as possible and watch her climb the wall

Guy 1: Dude last night and Martha had sex last night.

Guy 2: Bro that’s nothing compared to the slippery salamander I pulled on Cathrine.

Slippery Salamander by Bendove123457654321 January 9, 2020

salandered 

when some deserving asshole in authority finally gets what's coming to them in a unique and beautiful way, without expecting it at all.

originating from the best heroine of all time, Lisbeth Salander

those doctors testified that she was retarded, little did they know they were about to be excruciatingly salandered.

salandered by shanipriya August 14, 2010

Salamander Foreskin 

An expression and/or word used when referring to something unpleasant.

So I was out at The Lodge on a Sunday night all jacking up on some skank. For some reason she wouldn't put out when I flexed my biceps through my Affliction shirt. It doesn't matter, she looked all salamander foreskin anyways with her rotted out hair, cracky teeth and tits smelling like Jewel's meat department.

Salamander Foreskin by FILTH78 April 25, 2011