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hair salad 

while sleeping next to a partner you cant seem to elude the tickling ways of their hair
Perturbations abounded last night as i could not seem to avoid the hair salad Megan kept stuffing in my face.
hair salad by provider44 January 14, 2010

Hair Salad 

Another term for "Toss Salad." To lick and eat out another persons anus.
Maureen ate Steve's Hair Salad until the sun came up.
Hair Salad by Steve Santa September 8, 2005

hair line salad 

To blow someone's wig back. To give a back-hand or a punch to the head that it causes the person to bleed around the hair line.
Guy 1. "That guy says you're an idiot." Guy 2. "Well he's about to recieve a hair line salad."
hair line salad by Wigsobig February 17, 2008

Hairy sloppy salad 

A hairy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting
Dude: Bae give me a hairy sloppy salary

His girl: a wha-?

A hairy sloppy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting
Hairy sloppy salad by yourmcmdied September 22, 2019