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hair salad 

while sleeping next to a partner you cant seem to elude the tickling ways of their hair
Perturbations abounded last night as i could not seem to avoid the hair salad Megan kept stuffing in my face.
hair salad by provider44 January 14, 2010

Hair Salad 

Another term for "Toss Salad." To lick and eat out another persons anus.
Maureen ate Steve's Hair Salad until the sun came up.
Hair Salad by Steve Santa September 8, 2005

hair line salad 

To blow someone's wig back. To give a back-hand or a punch to the head that it causes the person to bleed around the hair line.
Guy 1. "That guy says you're an idiot." Guy 2. "Well he's about to recieve a hair line salad."
hair line salad by Wigsobig February 17, 2008

Hairy sloppy salad 

A hairy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting
Dude: Bae give me a hairy sloppy salary

His girl: a wha-?

A hairy sloppy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting
Hairy sloppy salad by yourmcmdied September 22, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026