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Hairy sloppy salad 

A hairy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting

Dude: Bae give me a hairy sloppy salary

His girl: a wha-?

A hairy sloppy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting

Hairy sloppy salad by yourmcmdied September 22, 2019