sak attack 

A common occurence involving drunk young adults, when a young man exposes his testicles which are then attacked by common house pets. It can also refer to an angry women who bites off the testicles of her male partner. Most men die from this.

Dude, my parrot did a total sak attack on me last night, I was so wasted!
Or
Hey did u hear bout dat girl that's in jail? She pulled a sak attack on her man and he died!

sak attack by chachaddict April 14, 2009

Sarkattack 

the feeling after eating at Sarkis, in Evanston Illinois. A feeling of joy, happiness, pain, amnesia, heartburn, nausea, and a heart attack all rolled in one.

Also applied to eating any amount of food in large quantities to the point of great pain/joy.

Graham: i got dibs on the cheesy hash

Trin: Dude im still eating it

Graham: sarks is so pro

Trin: i ate so much im havin a sarkattack

Sarkattack by thecommonfiasco January 24, 2010