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safey safe 

When under the influence of acid it is important to designate a safey safe. Usualy a couch, or your mommy's bed a safey safe is where the monsters cannot get you. When paired with a large blanket a safey safe is your best defense against: frank the bunny, anywhere in your house carpet meets linolium, and tsunamis among other things.
(its the bunny SCRAM!!) AYE! he who hesitates is lost! AYE! to the safey safe!! AYE! (hes right there!!!) AYE! THE BLANKET!! THE BLANKET AYE!!
safey safe by mike deezy January 9, 2007
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safety safe 

A place where nothing can happen to you when you use drugs such as acid. the sofa is always a safety safe
My friend semore was on acid and he thought the plant was a monster atacking him. it was saying "feed me semore". i had to wrap him in a blanket and explain that monsters couldnt penatrate a blanket.
I had to drag him back to his safety safe.
safety safe by who gives a crap March 22, 2008

Saftey Safe 

A place you go after you get really high, because things are coming after you. In this place, the things that are after you can't get you anymore.

Example: A dark corner, your room or simply anyplace where you feel safe.
"I can't take this anymore, I'm going to my saftey safe." - Jud
Saftey Safe by DrZoo November 8, 2009

Safety Safe 

Dude, that was totally a Safety Safe idea.

Safety Safe, you're and epic phailure.
Safety Safe by K Phamz August 23, 2007

safe safe 2 

Commonly used in the ipswich area, means 'that's fine i'll be there at two o'clock'
safe safe 2 by eewfefef November 30, 2006

《¤》Safe《¤》safe《¤》Safe《¤》 

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😱:《¤》Safe《¤》safe《¤》Safe《¤》

Keep you safe 

"Keep you safe" or "stay safe" is an ambiguous and vaguely menacing phrase to keep people in line, a bit like when a gangster offers a business protection in return for a small fee. In order to stay safe, one must avoid things such as scientific fact, critical thinking, divergent opinions and basic civil rights. Instead, follow the soyence, and get all your misinformation fact checked. This phrase used to be known as "for your safety" or "for security purposes".
"We are installing cameras in all restrooms to keep our customers safe."

"In order to keep you safe, you must follow our guidelines and abandon independent thought."

"We want all our stakeholders to stay safe. That is why they will have to have microchip implants to access basic amenities. To keep you safe.'
Keep you safe by RayBidd February 9, 2022
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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