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safey safe 

When under the influence of acid it is important to designate a safey safe. Usualy a couch, or your mommy's bed a safey safe is where the monsters cannot get you. When paired with a large blanket a safey safe is your best defense against: frank the bunny, anywhere in your house carpet meets linolium, and tsunamis among other things.
(its the bunny SCRAM!!) AYE! he who hesitates is lost! AYE! to the safey safe!! AYE! (hes right there!!!) AYE! THE BLANKET!! THE BLANKET AYE!!
safey safe by mike deezy January 9, 2007
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safety safe 

A place where nothing can happen to you when you use drugs such as acid. the sofa is always a safety safe
My friend semore was on acid and he thought the plant was a monster atacking him. it was saying "feed me semore". i had to wrap him in a blanket and explain that monsters couldnt penatrate a blanket.
I had to drag him back to his safety safe.
safety safe by who gives a crap March 22, 2008

Saftey Safe 

A place you go after you get really high, because things are coming after you. In this place, the things that are after you can't get you anymore.

Example: A dark corner, your room or simply anyplace where you feel safe.
"I can't take this anymore, I'm going to my saftey safe." - Jud
Saftey Safe by DrZoo November 8, 2009

Safety Safe 

Dude, that was totally a Safety Safe idea.

Safety Safe, you're and epic phailure.
Safety Safe by K Phamz August 23, 2007

safe safe 2 

Commonly used in the ipswich area, means 'that's fine i'll be there at two o'clock'
safe safe 2 by eewfefef November 30, 2006

《¤》Safe《¤》safe《¤》Safe《¤》 

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😱:《¤》Safe《¤》safe《¤》Safe《¤》

Keep you safe 

"Keep you safe" or "stay safe" is an ambiguous and vaguely menacing phrase to keep people in line, a bit like when a gangster offers a business protection in return for a small fee. In order to stay safe, one must avoid things such as scientific fact, critical thinking, divergent opinions and basic civil rights. Instead, follow the soyence, and get all your misinformation fact checked. This phrase used to be known as "for your safety" or "for security purposes".
"We are installing cameras in all restrooms to keep our customers safe."

"In order to keep you safe, you must follow our guidelines and abandon independent thought."

"We want all our stakeholders to stay safe. That is why they will have to have microchip implants to access basic amenities. To keep you safe.'
Keep you safe by RayBidd February 9, 2022
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