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The Safety Nut 

When you cum in the air, and catch it with your stretched out nutsack, like a safety net.
I applied for Cirqe du Soleil after I perfected the safety Nut. My uncle was quite impressed.
The Safety Nut by 997854543 July 31, 2020

rm safetynet 

A stupid thing that pops up when you try to look at your favuurite porno video at school/work
*tap*tap*

"Awwwwwww fuck! RM Safetynet blocked this shit"
rm safetynet by R May 8, 2005

safetynetcoffee 

safetynetcoffee also known as “hayden❀” is a twitter stan (fan) account for singer ariana grande. she was featured on instagram account “arianators.wildin” and she has few hit tweets that she is well known for. she is also a good impersonator of ariana grande. her favorite album is dangerous woman.
person 1: did u see safetynetcoffee ‘s new tweet?
person 2: yes! i saw it.

Safetynetting 

Claiming or implying that your message is a joke, ironic or sarcastic when it in reality is conveying your actual intent. Safetynetting is usually used when you're afraid of being judged or criticised for your message, because it is perceived as stupid.
Alice: Just travelled here all the way from Germany, I'm absolutely exhausted...
Bob: Isn't that just next to Colorado? It's not that far, is it? (I'm just kidding)
Alice: Stop safetynetting you idiot, if you're terrible at geography then just admit it

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026