safety nut 

A fall back person at home to sleep with after an unsuccessful night on the prowl for sex.

I just struck out at the bar with that chick so I guess I will just go home to my safety nut.

safety nut by UstinJ June 14, 2014

The Safety Nut 

When you cum in the air, and catch it with your stretched out nutsack, like a safety net.

I applied for Cirqe du Soleil after I perfected the safety Nut. My uncle was quite impressed.

The Safety Nut by 997854543 July 31, 2020

rm safetynet 

A stupid thing that pops up when you try to look at your favuurite porno video at school/work

*tap*tap*

"Awwwwwww fuck! RM Safetynet blocked this shit"

rm safetynet by R May 8, 2005

safetynetcoffee 

safetynetcoffee also known as “hayden❀” is a twitter stan (fan) account for singer ariana grande. she was featured on instagram account “arianators.wildin” and she has few hit tweets that she is well known for. she is also a good impersonator of ariana grande. her favorite album is dangerous woman.

person 1: did u see safetynetcoffee ‘s new tweet?
person 2: yes! i saw it.

safetynetcoffee by anonymous999977 April 6, 2021

Safetynetting 

Claiming or implying that your message is a joke, ironic or sarcastic when it in reality is conveying your actual intent. Safetynetting is usually used when you're afraid of being judged or criticised for your message, because it is perceived as stupid.

Alice: Just travelled here all the way from Germany, I'm absolutely exhausted...
Bob: Isn't that just next to Colorado? It's not that far, is it? (I'm just kidding)
Alice: Stop safetynetting you idiot, if you're terrible at geography then just admit it

Safetynetting by ThatOtherAndrew April 5, 2023